FRINGE TOURNAMENT 2004
Saturday 17th July 2004
Not quite actual Tournament games, we added them to the event anyway!
CHALLENGE
One man, one dream – to fit 20 Wham bars in the mouth at once!
Despite James Browns best efforts, he could only make 10 before collapsing
with severe jaw cramp and terrible Nausea. Subsequent attempts to reach even two
were failed by others. So despite failing the challenge, ten is still a pretty good effort,
until next year.
‘I would like to thank Home & Bargains for these cheap Wham’s!’, quoted
James Brown after his achievement.
UM OGNOB
CHALLENGE
3 years ago, a carton of the mysterious and weird
Um Ognob, a hybrid mix of a popular children’s drink
found its way into OGC. Now, as all good Captains’
should it will be exposed of, by way of neck.
Subsequently the Um Ognob was drunk, although a whole new wave of absurd
policies may well follow!